charity chase half marathon race report
This was totally brutal!
On Friday afternoon, I scampered to turn off my computer and drove about four hours up to Hickory, NC for the Charity Chase Half Marathon on Saturday morning. My parents live on the other side of Charlotte, near Pinehurst, and my mom drove over to spend the night and go to the race with me. We got all checked into our hotel and drove just down the road to the packet pickup which was at another hotel. It was a pretty small affair and easy to navigate through picking up a map, bib, and tshirt. The race was sponsored by Fleet Feet and they were also giving a reusable shopping bag and a pair of Balega socks to all the runners. The socks felt pretty nice, but I gave them to my mom (“Thanks for driving three hours to see me, how about some…free socks?”) so I can’t comment on their awesomeness.
Now, I don’t know how many people reading this have been to Hickory, but looking at a map of this place was insane. All the streets are numbered, but are short and curved and not in a grid, plus there are all these 14th Street Ave, 3rd Street Drive, 3rd Street, 5th Avenue Place, 5th Avenue, etc. Really similar names if you’re not familiar with where you are going, or apparently even if you’ve lived there a long time because we couldn’t find anyone who could show us how to get to the starting area in Union Square on the map. It ended up being just a couple of turns. We also tried to drive a little of the course to see what it was like, but only made it about three miles before making a bunch of wrong turns and giving up. Down a hill, up a hill, whatever. We lost a street marking for the route and decided our efforts would be better spent on finding somewhere to eat dinner. That took a while, too.
Anyway, the race started at 7AM and I woke up at 5:30AM mostly out of fear of multiple alarms and wake-up calls going off at the same time. I probably should have been more concerned that when I woke up at 5:30 in the morning, it was already 68 degrees outside. It felt pleasant when we got to the starting area, which had tons of easy parking. The announcer said they had 600 people registered this year and I noticed about 400 finishers on the results compared to 300 last year, I think. The race is a charity fundraiser (obv) for a bunch of groups in Hickory who man-and-woman all the water stops and receive a portion of the money raised, which was $40,000 this year. This race has to be doing something right if they’re generating proceeds like that from such a small race, especially when they’re still delivering the “nice to have” perks like chip timing, tech shirts, etc.
Before the race, a tiny petite person wearing a Brooks ID uniform came up and introduced herself (and her husband). Kristin registered for the race on Wednesday night and drove from the other end of the state to get there. She was super nice and the first other Brooks ID person I’ve met. I have to mention that she was very unassuming and I was totally impressed when I saw the race results and she was the female winner in 1:28:xx. Woah!
Well, now I have ruined the suspense of this race report because you know I did not win. JK. I think I thought it would be cooler in western North Carolina in June or something, but the heat and humidity this morning were unbelievable. I checked and it was 82-97% humidity between 7AM and 9AM. The course started off downtown, went down a large hill (don’t worry, you’ll re-visit the uphill), up a hill, and turned into some nice shady residential areas before plunging into a newer subdivision where trees are of minimal importance or value. Take another turn onto a road, run through some other residential stuff (?) with some rolling hills, and then onto a bike path. The bike path had some decent little hills and a lot of turns so you couldn’t see what was coming up until you were there. This was around mile 5 and I was already feeling it pretty bad. I was carrying a plastic water bottle that I planned to drink until it ran out and I could throw it away and get water at the rest of the water stations. They had water every two miles on the first half of the course and I think every mile in the second half.
When we got off of the bike path, a guy said to someone else, “the worst of it is over.” Total lie! I saw him after the race and he said he was just trying to be encouraging or something to that effect. We went through some semi-residential semi-crappy area…if you’ve been to North Carolina you probably know what kind of place I am talking about, where half of the stuff is old and possibly abandoned, but maybe not. I hit the halfway point just around an hour and figured, sweet, if I can pick it up a little I will be done in an hour, no bigs. I should mention that this whole time I was just barely running 9 or 9:30 miles. I was not really trying to run faster, but usually the default speed is a little better for the first few miles. Around mile seven was one really, really long medium incline hill that just kept going. It was another ugly area of town, no shade, long hill, and earned a super thumbs down from me. It was crazy hot and I was sweating like a beast.
At 8.5 miles, we passed back through Union Square to make another loop on the other side of town. I saw the second place male crossing the finish and thought how nice it would be if I ran faster. I also saw my mom for a second. At mile nine, I decided to refill my water bottle instead of junk it because I was so hot. You’d have to pry that lukewarm 13 ounces of water out of my swollen, clammy dead hands before I’d give it up. I forgot to turn the auto pause off on my Garmin before the race, so I won’t have to-the-second stats for this phenomenal run of mine since it stopped while I was refilling. It took a solid 45 seconds to a minute to fill up and now I know why they are so darn stingy with the water in the tiny cups.
Sadly, I had to leave the nice ladies at the water station and continue up another treeless hill towards Lenoir Rhyne College. My mom asked if the campus was nice, but to be honest I’m not sure if we ran through it or not. Here at UGA, we like to plaster things with arches and bulldogs and cheap drink specials as to signify our immediate and domineering collegiate presence, but there was nothing so obvious that I noticed around LRC.
There was this one really terrible hill before the mile 11 water stop and this volunteer ran down the hill, starting being all “you can do it!” and ran up the hill with me. It was freaking awesome. Where was she for the other two hours I needed her?!? Shortly after this, we headed back down what was the first hill in the race. Even running downhill, I was hitting 10:00 miles. It was rough. The mile 12 water station was at the bottom of the last big hill. Even though there was only a mile left at this point, it would be nice if they could scoot it up the hill for some extra motivation to tackle the hill. I needed the motivation because I was running near this guy with the most obscene pair of shorts that I have ever seen in my life. I do not know what they were or what they were supposed to be, but every jingle jangle was visible. I’m linking a picture, but only because his number is obscured and you don’t wear shorts like that if you want to fly under the radar. Back into downtown, lots of happy people cheering, and the finish line. I finished in 2:09:24. Not my best and not my worst, but definitely the toughest to finish. The course was difficult but not impossible, but combined with the weather this one was a bruiser. I finished 10-15 minutes slower than I expected and felt like I was just on damage control to deal with the heat from about mile 7 onward.
I’d love this race if it were in another month of the year. I think all my half marathons have been between September and February, so June is going out on a bit of a limb weather-wise. They had a lot of food and drinks at the finish area, and you also got a free ticket to see the Hickory Crawdads MLB team play that night, which is awesome! I did not use mine because I wanted to get home in time to watch my old team, the Classic City Rollergirls, play Augusta. My mom and I checked out the farmer’s market that was going on just next to the finish, then checked out of our hotel, got a coffee, and headed our separate ways.








