more wins than losses/twilight 5k
On Saturday I ran the Twilight 5k. I ran it last year in 25:05 and mentioned earlier in the week that I wasn’t too jazzed about my chances for besting that time this week since I have pretty much just been running since my last marathon and not thinking about speed. I fell asleep late Friday night and slept pretty badly, so the 6AM wake up came early. My legs were hurting, maybe because I ran late on Friday. It stormed during the night and the weather forecast was calling for storms all morning. I parked on campus, left my bike jammed in my trunk, walked to the start and picked up my card for the Gambler, then back to my car to take off my rain jacket. It was pretty cold, so I left a tshirt on over my tank top that I’d planned on running in, but it wasn’t really raining anymore…yet (foreshadowing, hint hint).
The rain returned right before the run started. It poured and I stood under a tree, which didn’t do a ton to keep me dry. It was at this opportune moment, while my Garmin was beeping and flashing between screens, that someone asked me how I liked my 405. I unleashed a little about its inability to deal with sweat/water. The race started and it was a quick start. The top ten (or fifteen?) men and women run later in the day in the thousand dollar mile, which brings out some very quick runners for the 5k. It’s a more or less flat race, especially the first mile. I was kind of waffling between whether I would try and run faster or not since I felt crappy and tired. I tried to start off a little slow and then pick it up, which I think I did; the first time I checked my Garmin was at 0.65 and I don’t remember being passed by anyone after that point while I was able to pass a decent number of people. It switched between raining and pouring for the next 20 minutes or so. The only uphill is during the last half mile or so when you return downtown and run up Hancock. My feet felt so heavy and waterlogged by this point. I also thought about wetting my pants since no one would notice in the rain, but I realized that during 90% of races I will weigh the pros and cons of wetting my pants. No, I have never actually done it.
I chugged up Hancock, made the turn onto Jackson, and almost fell flat on my face when I heard someone yell “Bootsy!” It was one of my derby buddies who was being a good sport by course marshaling in the pouring rain. I turned onto Washington and saw 24 still on the clock. I’m not sure what my official time was besides 24:xx; my Garmin said 24:53. It’s not a gigantic improvement, but I’ll take it. It feels good to move into a lower digit! Next stop, 23. Win.
It was a little before 9AM when I finished. I was signed up for the 50k bike that started at 10AM. I wandered around looking for some people I knew doing run/bike, but did not see any of them. At this point, I was totally bummed because I was sopping wet with no change of clothes. For some reason, I just didn’t take the weather that seriously so I didn’t have a change of shorts. I was already wearing my change of shirt, so the only thing I could do would be to put my rain jacket on over my wet clothes. I hemmed and hawed and decided I didn’t want to spend the next two hours alone, cold, and wet riding my bike. It felt like a guilty decision, but also the right decision. The ride was something I signed up to do for fun (and I didn’t sign up until I knew someone else was going), so if it was going to be miserable and lonely, no point in going. Loss.
I went home and ate pancakes with Brian. Guilty, delicious pancakes. Later on, my friend Will was looking for someone to be his partner in a homemade bike race called the Old Mil 5. He said it involved costumes, interpretive dance, and beer. That sounded fairly up my alley, so I decided to attempt to salvage my day since I was feeling like a loser for bailing on my original plans. Will is Canadian and dressed up as Captain Canada. I put on every red, white, and blue article of clothing that I own and he supplemented my costume with a blue afro wig and an American flag cape. We had to do some silly tasks (catching water balloons, coordinated dancing) before racing each lap around the block. It culminated in having to drink a 16 ounce Milwaukee’s Best before the last lap. It was gross. We came in third out of six teams, but there were no losers at the Old Mil 5 and we won best costumes, even though the people who legitimately had the best costumes (Mario and Luigi) won the loser award for coming in last. Another win.

I’m not sure exactly what everyone’s themes were, but from top to bottom you have a team in some kickin’ 90s cycling caps and gym teacher outfits, some misguided Twilight cyclists (who won, in their cycling gear and fancy bikes), conjunction junction engineer and hero zero (who trailed three wagons’ worth of “and or but” and nearly did some damage to vehicles in the road), Will and me, Back to the Future (second place), and Mario and Luigi.

I should mention that it continued to rain all day, so I found myself once again soaked. This time I had packed extra clothes and shoes before leaving home so I would be ready to stay out and watch the pro races at 8PM, but it was storming so much that I decided not to do that either. I went home and ate a lot of food instead. I must have eaten six meals on Saturday. It was out of control. I turned on our heater for a while and warmed up. My friend Kelly lives out near us and I went over to her birthday party, my final win of the day. Their house is always super fun and usually it’s the only time I stay up past 1AM on purpose. I slept most of the day yesterday trying to recover from that.
Ended up with a pretty light week…that’s what happens when you bail on a two hour workout!
4/18 sunday – off
4/19 monday – 5.1 miles, 45:00
4/20 tuesday – 8.08, 68:18
4/21 wednesday – 7.01, 60:00
4/22 thursday – off
4/23 friday – 7.11, 60:00
4/24 saturday – twilight 5k, 3.1 , 24:53
total miles run: 30.4
total run time: 4:18:11
total cardio time: 4:18:11
