pinehurst turkey trot half marathon results
My mom and I did the turkey trot in Pinehurst last year on impulse. I had been slated to run my first half marathon on Thanksgiving in Atlanta, but when I got up here the night before the race and saw an ad in the paper, it seemed like as good an idea as any to get my first half marathon over with the next day. It was freezing; I think the high for that day was 41 degrees. I don’t think I even really owned any “running clothes” at that point besides shorts and I ran in shorts, a t-shirt, and thermal long sleeve. I finished the race in 2:16:xx, cold and dead tired.
The race is small and sponsored by the local hospital. It begins at the hospital, leads out for a pretty flat first several miles into some very rolling residential areas around Pinehurst Lake for miles 5-9.x, and then back to the hospital on that flatter stretch for miles 10-13.1. The hills in the middle are punishing because they’re pretty constant around mile 7 and on with a mixture of long, mild rises and short, steep hills. My personal favorite is the run up a hill, make a turn, and run up another hill combo, which abound here. Here’s the little elevation profile from my Garmin. I’m not really sure how these things work since that dip at mile 2 is the same location as the deep dip after mile 10.

My goal this year was to beat last year’s time or risk severe self esteem issues. I didn’t figure a PR was in the picture since I had tough time last year and I knew it wasn’t entirely my lack of experience, so I tried for the elusive goal of “having fun.” That’s kind of a wash since usually I have fun when I do something reasonably well, otherwise I stew and get mad at myself. So, doing it right ended up being my goal and I feel pretty good about my race.
I woke up super early (5:30am) and couldn’t get back to sleep despite the fact that I was running for funskies and didn’t have anything to worry about. Eventually, I got out of bed and ate some breakfast around 7am; two pieces of raisin toast. New goal is making myself eat more food even though it’s unappetizing, because I’m inevitably heading out the door knowing that I’m still hungry. We left around 8am for a 9am start time for me and a 9:30am start time for my mom’s 10k. Temperatures were in the 40s with forecasts for 50s later on in the morning, so I wore shorts, a short sleeve, and a long sleeve. I had done packet pickup on Friday night and waited in line forever. It definitely seemed like a bigger event this year than it was last year (though it’s the 29th one, so it’s not like it’s new), but still a pretty small field for the half at around 300 runners.
During the first few miles, I did my best to run a speed that felt comfortable and easy to me and not worry about all the shuffling around as people get into their groove at the beginning. Knowing the course ended up being the best part about this race because I knew what I was going to have to save more energy for later (whether I had any, eh) and during the beginning I just kept thinking that the harder sections wouldn’t begin until mile 5 or so and not be over zealous or pumped that I was feeling good early on. When I started hitting the harder sections, I kept thinking about how I was miserable at this point or that point last year, and feeling really good about my progress since then. Each hill I ran up felt like a mini victory if I remembered walking it last year. I stuck with water from the water stations at mile 5 on, and ate an espresso Hammer Gel at the halfway point even though I didn’t want to. Again, trying to do the right thing even though it’s so unappealing, yet delicious. I spent the next half mile trying to make sure I didn’t have brown gel smudges on my face since it was all over my hand and I didn’t want to be looking like I just tore through the candy store on my way to the finish.
I wasn’t sure if I was just exceptionally wimpy last year because I didn’t run a lot of hills and my longest run had been 10 miles previously, but around mile 7.5 I definitely conceded that it was the course and not just my wimpy self speaking. Mile 7.5 until mile 10 were the hardest miles for me, but luckily that isn’t too long of a stretch and I knew it would be flat once we got back to mile 10 and cross the railroad tracks. I ran most of this behind a couple pushing a baby stroller and I just did not feel motivated to pass them with the constant up and down hills. They would’ve probably just passed me a minute later, so it didn’t seem worth the effort to go around them (yes, that felt like effort at that point) on an uphill and I didn’t want to be one of those people who sprints passed on a downhill only to slog along in front of you as soon as it’s uphill again. I was running a bit slower during this section since I was just matching their pace and didn’t break away from them until mile 10 (though they passed me towards the end and finished a little bit ahead of me – my mom actually knew the lady). There were not many people around so it was kind of nice to not be just running along by myself. Miles 9 and 10 were my slowest splits (9:23, 9:31). Last year, I got passed by an old lady around mile 7 or 8, so I figure getting passed by a guy pushing a stroller is a slight improvement.
The last few miles, I kept telling myself I’d walk through the next water stop. My favorite tricks involve lying to myself, such as giving myself a 10-15 foot area where it’s okay to walk, and then running through it and not letting myself walk until the next stop, repeat. This works as long as I’m not tired enough to actually stop in that area, which I wasn’t. I hadn’t walked any of the course, so that became motivating enough to finish without a walk break. It was also getting narrow to make it under two hours with those slower miles in the middle and I figured I’d be so mad at myself if I took a superfluous walk break that pushed me over two hours. We started passing 10k walkers around mile 11 (downhill! woop woop) and I looked for my mom, but didn’t see her there. Nothing much to note about the last couple of miles. They seemed less flat than they were when they were the first couple of miles, haha. I spotted my mom waiting for me just before the turn to the finish. I finished in 1:59:15, which was 54/144 women and 17 minutes faster than last year, and then my mom took photos of me bending over to take off my timing chip. ? My Garmin gave me 13.19 and a time of 1:59:26 (I stopped it while I was taking off my chip). There was no timing mat at the start, but I also only started about 20 feet back, so NBD.
Having fun, goal accomplished. I felt really good the entire race, even when it was hard and I was going slower than I wanted to be going. The mental parts of running are the hardest, so staying relatively in control of my pace and not having to walk at all on a hilly course felt like a huge accomplishment. Here’s a couple of the things I have learned in the past year. As you’ll see, I haven’t learned that much.
- Don’t worry about what other people are doing. It doesn’t matter who passes you or how minuscule or giant their butt may be as they pass you. They don’t have to carry your beat up carcass the rest of the race because you wanted to have a mini-race at mile 2, but you do. Conversely, don’t pass people if you have to speed up to do it. Unless it’s the end. Then run like hell. Or lurk behind them for a while, then run like hell.
- Look down when you run uphill. It makes it a lot easier and seems flatter.
- Eat! Drink! Even if you don’t want to do it then, you’re probably going to wish you did later and by then it’s too late. This goes for breakfast, too. I’m going to start getting up really early and eating before I feel nauseous. Then I’m going to brainstorm a hobby that doesn’t make me feel like I have freaking dysentery beforehand.
- Please, thank you, and a smile go a long way, as they do in most other endeavors. Don’t be a jerk. I saw some grown man yelling at a course volunteer, who looked all of about 12 years old, because there was a car on the road. Actually, there were a lot of cars on the road because it was a residential area (and the kid was doing his job, which was keeping cars from an adjoining road from entering the main road). Look out for number one, but be nice to everyone else too, please. Being polite makes us all winners. Being a total turd while running a half marathon doesn’t earn you any extra medals.
Here’s me being sweaty and almost done while someone else is walking around all cool with his medal, and then my mom and I afterward. It would be awesome if I looked mildly physically fit in any photo taken of me, but instead I look like I’m power walking or heaving most of the time. If you’re wondering why I don’t have a small yeti piggybacking me, it’s because I got a haircut a couple of days ago. My legs were super sore last night, but some Aleve fixed that and I am feeling good today. My mom finished her 10k about five minutes faster than last year, and beat some people to boot. Go mom!


